eye rubbers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 18:49:18

Eye Rubbers

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 19:58:54

Some of the women I know seem to have balls of steel.

Reminds me of a friend who had an eye rectumy. That's where they cut the tube from your asshole to your eye so you won't have such a shitty outlook on life.

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 20:03:55

LOL Bob.